This Just In: SON OF A...

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

SON OF A...

Look, I know times are a little tough...but hey news flash, IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! I'M IN IT WITH YOU, PAL!!! I walked out to my Jeep that I parked in a shopping mall lot and discovered some Dirty Rat Motherfuckin' Cock-Sucker had siphoned a full tank of gas out of it that I filled up not 3 hours before! OH, how I WISH that I would have caught this asshole doing his deed. I would have been in jail, but with a huge smile on my face. $70 gone just like that.
May you burn in the depths of Hell...and I'm there to dump a tank of gas on you to get things started.
Sorry for the foul language.

5 comments:

Adam and Myisha Partridge said...: NO WAY! That sucks.
Get a "Siphoners Will Be Shot" sticker and put on your gas cap. That freakin' blows.; June 12, 2008 at 8:23 AM
Conrad said...: holy crap!! jeeze; June 12, 2008 at 10:01 AM
j.h.k. said...: Locking gas caps, man. These are desperate times.; June 12, 2008 at 10:04 AM
Joe said...: I bet he was bigger than you...

Even though I'm shelling out a shitload for my car repairs, a month without filling the tank may end up being a wash...; June 16, 2008 at 9:03 PM
Conrad said...: I guess all you bloggers are taking the summer off.; July 29, 2008 at 8:37 AM