Him: "What are you looking at, Friend?"
Me: "I was just going to ask you if you could go somewhere, other then right outside my window, and talk on the phone."
Him: "This is a free country! I can talk where I want!"
Me: assuming a shocked look on my face " Are you really going to go there with me because you don't want to."
Him: Looking at me.
Me: Looking at him.
Him: Turns and walks away.
Now I hope I just didn't start something long term, my lease doesn't end until February.