- Baseball cap to the side...check.
- Size XXXXL t-shirt...check.
- Size XXXXL basketball shorts...check.
- Shoes that are not only spotless but coordinate to the color of the outfit...check.
- T-Mobile "Sidekick" phone where he tends to talk to his "Bitch" (yes I have heard him tell someone on the phone he needs to call her)...check.
- Swisher Sweet cigars...check.
- "50 Cent" CD playing at almost all times of the day...check.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
The Black Hobbit
We have this guy that lives next to us. I call him "The Black Hobbit." If you can imagine a black dude that lives up to any and every stereotype that comes with a black guy despite the fact that he's 5'4" and 130 soaking wet.